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These are some things you might hear me say

Sorry, I have plans with my best friend Beverly tonight. (she is my cat)

Having a pool is at the top of my dream board.

This house is FOR SURE haunted.

Let’s look at Google images of Kirstin Dunst smoking cigarettes.

We should burn some sage to cleanse the spirits.

I hate weddings.

I can’t eat because I’m wearing my punishment pants. (any jeans that don’t have stretch)

I live for your kisses. (whispering to cat)

I worship you. (whispering to cat)

You smell amazing. (whispering to cat)

Does the hotel have a pool?

I took my bra off in the car.

CAN WE GET APPETIZERS!?!

I won the costume contest at the Star Trek convention. (we went as Kim Cardassian and Khan-ye West)

I think we should order an auxiliary sandwich in case we don’t have enough food.

I'm a monster.

I gotta get my puzz on.

They call me Puzz Lightyear.

I puzzed hard last night. (I like jigsaw puzzles)

Can we go to Costco?

Can my bike fit in your trunk?

Can I tell you about my dream last night? 

WARNING: It’s emo. I’m not usually emo.